You know the worst thing about being a spooky skeleton who drives? Everyone just assumes that you don’t drive well. “Oh, look at him with his spooky eye sockets, and his spooky lack of peripheral vision, and spooky bone feet that could easily get trapped behind the pedals! He must be a bad driver!” First …
Everyone’s familiar with the age-old conspiracy that lizard people rule the world. People are always claiming that the President of the United States, the Pope or the Queen are lizards. They take photos and edit them to make it look like these high-profile people have forked tongues or lizard-like eyes. You would be forgiven for …
Today is a truly sad day. We buried my best friend under the light of a late-summer sun. It has been coming for a while, but that didn’t make it any less painful. Sally, you will be sorely missed. Who’s going to drive me to the cinemas, or hold my groceries on the way home? …
The guilt is starting to get to me. I thought I could do this, leading a double life, but it’s much harder than I expected. I’ve almost been caught several times. I can’t stand it anymore, going home and thinking she’ll know where I’ve been. I’ve been having a fling with another car. I didn’t …
It’s always awkward when a car salesman has to take a new car to the mechanic. I was showing off for a potential customer, and it went horribly wrong. They took the vehicle for a test drive to see if it was right for them. Given the model and price of the car, I had …