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How do you make an office stand out in this day and age? It feels as though everything’s already been done, and yet innovation is deemed necessary for attracting top talent. This would be fine left as an unanswered riddle if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m under pressure to come up with something …

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Boatload of Memories

I’ve always had this idea in my mind of what a boat is supposed to look like, and I’m now realising that it’s a rather whimsical picture that doesn’t especially reflect reality. I blame it on my Uncle Harold, who would take us down to the wharf and show us how to make paper boats, …

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Hedge Your Bets

I recently got into an argument with my mother about hedges, of all things. The crux of the matter comes down to ‘creative differences’ rather than facts, and I’m realising that I’m much more of a stickler for formality than my mother. She claims it’s my natal moon in Capricorn square her Mars in Libra, …

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Why Tinting?

I’m not sure why we need office window tinting, but here we are anyway. The boss said it’s “essential to our productivity”, but I don’t understand how that works. If we know we aren’t being watched by people outside the office, won’t we be more inclined to slack off? There must be another reason. At …

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Industrial Solar Future

The year is 2243 and finally Industrial Solar has complete control of the galaxy. Well, almost. There is still that little blip. The anomaly planet. The bane of my existence. Earth. The primitive planet that refused our offer of unlimited clean energy when I visited in the year 2020. President Crumpet essentially spat in my …

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Electrical Bacon

There’s a new trend taking the internet by storm. Have you heard of it? Electrical food. It’s really dangerous and quite stupid, but people are doing it anyway. I suppose it’s a bit like the laundry pod trend. Laundry detergent tablets aren’t safe to eat, and yet every video on my Me-Tube home page featured …

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Literary Advice

Is it time I give up on this agent business? I met with a career counsellor today, but I’m really confused about the advice I got. “I’m an aspiring literary agent,” I said, “but I keep passing up books that go on to be bestsellers. Maybe I’m just not cut out for it. I can’t …

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Female Plumber

My daughter has just become a fully qualified plumber! As her father, I am so proud of everything she’s accomplished and absolutely ecstatic that she’s pursued a career that I know she can excel in. When she first expressed her desire to become a plumber, I was actually a bit surprised. I realise now that …

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